A man was conducting market research.
He knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, “Ma’am, I’m doing market research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”
“We use it for sex.”
The researcher was taken aback a little.
He said, “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.”
Credit to Sugit (Japan)