Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
Q. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.
Q. If you thow a blue stone into the red sea what will it become?
A. It will get wet.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A. No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without clacking it?
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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