ARIES: Okay, let’s do it again!
TAURUS: I’m hungry – pass the pizza.
GEMINI: Have you seen the remote?
CANCER: When are we getting married?
LEO: Wasn’t I fantastic?
VIRGO: I need to wash the sheets.
LIBRA: I liked it if you liked it.
SCORPIO: Perhaps I should untie you.
SAGITTARIUS: Don’t call me – I’ll call you.
CAPRICORN: Do you have a business card?
AQUARIUS: Now let’s try it with our clothes off.
PISCES: What did you say your name was again?
Credit to Max