A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
She said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers’ Ball.”
He replied, “Oregon State Troopers don’t have balls.”
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
Credit to Tao