Reading the News

Jokes

Brian was sitting at the breakfast table one Sunday morning reading the news.

He had just read an article about a beautiful film star who had announced that she was going to marry a football player who was famous not only for his aggression on and off the field, but also for his lack of IQ and common sense. In fact he was as ‘thick as two planks’.

Like many men, Brian enjoyed hearing his own voice and liked to report aloud stories he read from the paper. So he turned to his wife Muriel and said, “I’ll never understand why the biggest idiots get the most attractive wives.”

Muriel replied, “Why thank you, darling!”

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