Humour — 03 March 2017

Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke’s Nursing Home.

The editor of the local rag, The Cambridge Distorter, told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100-year-old twin bitteys.

One of the twins was hard of hearing while the other could hear quite well.

The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

Her sister shouted, “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!”

“Now get a little closer together,” said the cameraman.

Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.”

So they wiggled up close to each other.

“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a little,” said the photographer.

Yet again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!”

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, “OH MY GOD – BOTH OF US?”

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