Humour — 18 April 2017

Eighty-year-old Abhilash was having an annual physical at the local hospital.

As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!”

Abhilash asked the doctor, “What’s the problem?”

“Well,” said the physician, “you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?”

“No,” replied the patient.

“Do you drink in excess?”

“No!” the patient says.

“Do you have a sex life?”

“Yes, yes!” Abhilash exclaims.

“Well,” said the doctor, “I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your sex life.”

“Looking perplexed, Abhilash smiled a toothless smile and asked, “Which half – the looking or the thinking about?”

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