Humour — 19 May 2017

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.

He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double.”

The man agreed, and said, “I wish I had a mansion.”

The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.

Then the man said, “I would like a million dollars.”

The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.

Then the man said gleefully, “And now, scare me half to death!”

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