Humour — 07 June 2017

Michelle returns home from college for a break.

Walking into the kitchen, she notices a piece of paper posted on the refrigerator. It lists some goals her dad had set for himself:

Help wife more
Lose weight
Be more productive at work

She promptly adds: “Send Michelle more money every month.”

A few days later her brother writes: “Make payments on car for Jason.”

Then Michelle’s boyfriend joins in with: “Buy Tom a Jeep.”

Finally her father adds a new goal to his amended list: “Wean the kids.”

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