Humour — 13 November 2017

It was the Annual Convention for Insurance Representatives.

Four salesmen from different companies sat around the lunch table comparing policies.

Ornell was boasting about his company’s total policy. “It covers everything from the cradle to the grave.”

Sammy claimed proudly that theirs went a bit further: “We cover everything from the womb to the tomb.”

Leroy thought that was pretty good but said his company had the edge, “Our total policy covers everything from the sperm to the worm.”

Jarrod sleeked back his hair and confidently asserted that his policy had them all beaten with “everything from the erection to the resurrection!”

Thanks to Surendra

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