Humour — 14 November 2017

Result was an F, but an A+ for creativity.

Witty answers school test

Pre Test – Answer these questions as accurately as possible.

1.
In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last one

2.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
On the bottom of the page

3.
River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid state

4.
What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage

5.
What is the main reason for exams?
Failure

6.
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner

7.
What looks like half an apple?
The other half

8.
If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, a wet stone

9.
How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
Easy, sleep at night

10.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You can never lift an elephant that has 1 hand

11.
If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY large HANDS

12.
If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was already built

13.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack

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