Archive for Humour

Seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

Eye halve a spelling chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer / It came with my pea sea

Grand Canyon

Larry and Claude were on a holiday in Arizona, visiting the Grand Canyon National Park.

A really smart dog

Kenneth the baker is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

At the dinner table

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

Working out

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Number seven

A joke as told by Osho.

At the movies

I went to the cinema the other day.

The good samaritan

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.

It’s a compliment

One morning, Bob was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper.

Starting the sermon

The preacher of a small village has a bright 5-year-old daughter.

The Coffin Club

A video from a New Zealand group of seniors.

Long hair

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.

Feeding pigs

A city man was visiting a small farm in rural North Carolina.

Computer haikus

Uplifting haikus stating the truth about computer glitches.

Jason’s grandfather

Jason went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.

Sex in a pickle

Flavoured condoms are all the rage in - India! Read all about the latest fave.

I caught a fish

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Sexy underwear

Coming of age...

Bunny rabbit meets snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

Upcoming world’s best gunfighter

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.

Psychic Hotline

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

At the races

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.

What’s in a name?

Maybe a lot more than you ever thought there was. Here's what his pet name for you really means…

Deductions

Malcolm, a stockbroker, received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

Size matters

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet stretched out in front of him.

It’s gonna rain

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Be aware of the skid demon!

Unique translation from Japanese to English for the American motorcycle rider; taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.

Peanuts

A Pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

The new carpet

Bruce was laying down new carpeting in a woman's home.

Last rites

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

Health and hygiene instructions

... that make you really wonder about their creators!

On the third day…

After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days.

Time for a snack

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Care instructions on clothing labels

Refreshing hints rather than the usual boring instructions found by the great Bored Panda team.

The preacher’s wife

It was a Sunday, and Gladys, the preacher's wife, accompanied her husband to church.

Free sex

There was this gas station in redneck country, trying to increase its sales.

New secretary

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary.

Drunken Brit

A British man was stopped by a French gendarme and asked to give a breathalyser test.

The wooden leg

Ole and his wife, Lena, who has a wooden leg, moved back home to Minnesota from Arizona.

To-do list

Michelle returns home from college for a break.

Cyril

One day, Cyril the cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.

Moshe’s photo

Sadie walked into a print lab to have a photo of her deceased husband Moshe copied and retouched.

Dead turtle

Little Freddie is crying and his mother asks him what is the matter.

Lexophiles at play

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words and word plays, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil [...]

Health problem

The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor.

I got an underwater camera

A cartoon by Liz Climo

The voice

Samir was walking down the road in the morning towards his office, busy looking at his mobile phone.

Three wishes

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.

13 questions and the answers

Brilliant student thinks out of the box.