Archive for Humour

Text Message

A man received the following text from his neighbour... [...]

Lawyer’s Contributions

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. [...]

Blind Man

Mother Superior tells two nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their habits. [...]

Forrest Gump meets Saint Peter

Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. [...]

Long Line at the Box Office

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. [...]

The Confessional

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church. [...]

If I Were Enlightened

DonnaLou Stevens with Birdz of Play on video. [...]

Where’s the Money?

A drunk and totally naked woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour, Australia. [...]

Fire Alarm

A fireman came from work one day and excitedly told his wife: [...]

How to be Ultra Spiritual

JP Sears' insights - on video. [...]

Baked Beans

There was a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. [...]

Like a Christmas Tree

A family is at the dinner table. [...]

Flying High

A cartoon by Yatri. [...]

A Christmas Present

Johnny wants to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. [...]

Ormie The Pig

Ormie is a Pig, in every sense of the word. [...]

Alphabet

[...]

76 – 77 – A Groaner

A man is walking down a busy street... [...]

Pass the Salt

Sitting at dinner in the age of mobile phones. [...]

Older Ladies Are Divine

A song (on video) by Donnalou Stevens. [...]

Job Description

A man goes into a local pet shop to buy a cat. [...]

The Fly

An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. [...]

Buttercups

Fred and Harry are on the golf course. [...]

Mother’s Approval

Fred is 32 years old and still single. [...]

High-tech

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. [...]

A Very Cold Parrot

A man bought a parrot which could already talk. [...]

Computer Diagnosis

One day, Pete complained to his friend about his elbow: [...]

Fancy Funeral

A cardiac specialist died. [...]

Great News for Bill Gates

Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. [...]

The Watermelon Patch

A farmer inspects his watermelon patch. [...]

Meeting the Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. [...]

Free Oranges

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. [...]

Live Radio

On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in a serious relationship. [...]

Sunday School

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. [...]

Cough Syrup

A chemist comes back from his lunch break. [...]

Big People Words

A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. [...]

Retirement Bonus

The Pentagon recently found it had too many active generals and offered an early retirement bonus. [...]

The Bull and the Wife

Unhappy farmer Ted is leaning on the gate as his neighbour passes by. [...]

Honest Lawyer

An investment counsellor went out on her own. [...]