Archive for Humour

Planet talk

A big and a small planet meet in the endless reaches of space.

New admission

After forty years of hard work an old carpenter dies and goes to heaven.

Messages from Wallingford

Wallingford gas station in Seattle, WA, USA, spreads joy among the populace showing witty sayings on their message board. They stick to changing the sign once per week, 4 lines, 17 [...]

Want me to make a snowman?

A cartoon by Liz Climo - dedicated today to our friends in Canada and Scotland.

Words of wisdom

There was a nun whose old body began to surrender to time.

The Lord told me

A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a Catholic church.

A reformed mental patient

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them.

Little Billy

A little three-year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

Problem child

The mother of a problem child visits the psychiatrist.

Message in a bottle

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Why some athletes can’t get regular jobs

The danger of having just any sports figures as role models...

No luck with the ladies

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

Twin sisters

Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home.

First one home wins

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Manic depression

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Laundry detergent

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large-size box of laundry detergent.

What’s the time?

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers he has an important meeting scheduled.

Overnight stay at the farm

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside.

Sound advice

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

Doctor’s prescription

A little old lady goes to the doctor.

Marylou

Fred was sitting quietly at the breakfast table one morning, reading his paper.

Last will and testament

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

A push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The Dead Cow Lecture

First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.

A Load of Corn

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.

“Mayday, Mayday!”

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.

Chuck, the rooster

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

The picture of a rooster

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour.

Old Butch

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

Big John

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage and started his bus.

One Eye

Rodney was very scared about going to the ophthalmologist.

A Dying Man

The Priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

Cast the First Stone

In Galilee, Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and he approached them.

Learn from Facebook

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook...

Creative Translations

Not-so accurate translations ensure belly laughs - provided by Imgur.

Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky

On July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the Moon.

Assessment at the Mental Institution

A man had been in a mental institution for some years.

What’s With the Ostrich?

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.

After the Party

On Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route.

Not hanging right

An attorney arrived home late.

Phase one

A man asks his friend for a cigarette.

Do you like my decorations?

An 'unusual' animation cartoon.

Flies

The other day, Charley stopped at a friend's house.

Accountant

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.

The Racehorse

Charlie has a racehorse that has never won a race.

When it Rains…

The pastor's wife was expecting her second baby.

Resourcefulness

Sister Mary Ann worked for a home health agency.

Rainy Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

Hard of Hearing

An elderly gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time.