Archive for Humour

A Glass of Milk

A tourist lies down naked in the nudist part of the English Garden in Munich. [...]

Purebred

A woman was reading the ads in the local newspaper. [...]

The Crossword Puzzle

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Texan Archbishop is on the same flight. [...]

The Photo

Heinz is about to embark on a long business trip to America. [...]

What Happens When You Reply To Spam E-mail

British comedian and writer James Veitch narrates at TED a hilarious, weeks-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal. [...]

Terrible Accident

A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. [...]

The Soup

An elderly gentleman enters a restaurant with a stunning young woman. [...]

Important Viagra Information

All prescription drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. [...]

Taxi in Sydney

A man flags down a taxi in downtown Sydney and gets in. [...]

The Glass Eye

A man with a glass eye has the burning desire to be able to see again with both eyes. [...]

New Year’s Party

A grand New Year's party was held at Alvin's office. [...]

The General

The phone rings at an US Army support point... [...]

Dinner for One

... also known as 'The 90th Birthday', is a comedy sketch written by British author Lauri Wylie for the theatre. [...]

The Waiting Room

A man walks into a doctor's practice and sees that the waiting room is packed. [...]

Satan

When members of a small town congregation met in church, suddenly Satan appeared. [...]

In the Year … 2035

RT News have had a look at the political scene in the USA in year 2035... [...]

Upholding the Cloth

 A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. [...]

Natural Beauty

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business. [...]

Holiday Cheer

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour? 13 hidden cameras and 9 cashiers... [...]

Snow Parking

Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to the morning weather report. [...]

Sunday School Daze

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it. [...]

Teacher Arrested

From recently declassified documents it has emerged that during the Bush presidency a public school teacher had been arrested trying to board a flight at JFK. [...]

Shopping for Xmas

A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. [...]

Mothers

A mother is in the kitchen preparing breakfast and shouts to her son who is upstairs: [...]

The Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. [...]

Wise Italian Grandfather

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. [...]

Maria’s Vida Loca

Maria gets married and has 17 children. [...]

Switcheroo

A man dies and goes to hell. [...]

Natchitoches

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. [...]

Cruising

An elderly couple sets sail on a romantic cruise. [...]

Work Genesis

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. [...]

Where Is God?

A couple had two mischievous little boys. [...]

Q & A on Religion

Existential questions asked and answered to. [...]

Rolling the Dice

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. [...]

Two Laws

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Wheelchair Driving

Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair. [...]

At the Diner

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for dinner and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. [...]

Ghosts and Skeletons

Happy Halloween! [...]

Just Cruisin…

A police officer pulls over a driver in Montana. [...]

Stroke of Genius

On the drive over to his girlfriend's house, a guy listens to a call-in sex show on the radio. [...]

Deleted Characters

Q: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? [...]

Who Is It?

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. [...]

Dead Rooster

Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. [...]

Dialogues

A boy asks his granny... [...]

Pulling the Tooth

Jack goes to the dentist. [...]

Daddy’s Tummy

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. [...]