Archive for Humour

Rainy Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

Hard of Hearing

An elderly gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time.

Frozen Windows

A woman texts her husband on a cold winter's morning:

Engine Trouble

An airliner en-route to Washington DC was having engine trouble.

Kin

A Boston taxi driver backed into a stationary fruit stall.

In the Desert

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia for a holiday and ride into the desert.

Little Sophie

It was the night before Thanksgiving and little Sophie was sleeping in her bedroom.

Nothing to Worry About

An airplane is cruising at 36,000 feet.

Gravestone Humour

Born 1903 - Died 1942: Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

The Special Ring

An elderly white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.

Buying Train Tickets

Three Japanese engineers and three accountants are travelling by Shinkansen train to a conference in Tokyo.

Dating

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Off the Course

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

Paying Taxes

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

The Old Pharmacist

A woman walks into a pharmacy.

Visiting Texas

A blind man decided to visit Texas.

Educating the Young

A crowded airliner is about to take off.

Boarding

At the airport for a holiday trip, Marvin and his family settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate C35.

Prayers

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers.

Air Force One

Air Force One crashed in the middle of a large farm property in rural America.

Nobel Prize

Silas is driving down a country road in rural Kansas.

Creative Writing

Being creative with the history of troublesome kin.

New Priest on the Block

A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions.

Have Monday Off

Little Johnny is in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon.

Time of My Life

The Internet provided some humor to the second presidential debate.

Tools of the Trade

Richard was lounging at home in the late afternoon.

Healing Sign

Marcia is in hospital suffering from a severe sinus infection.

Grounds for Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce.

The Minister’s Visit

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

At the Sex Therapist’s Office

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.

Foreign Exchange

I was at my bank today, waiting in a short line.

The Phonecall

A married couple is sleeping soundly.

Beautiful

Johnny's teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice.

Off Duty

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early.

Crossing the Desert

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

Open the Window

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief.

Big Boy

When my wife was about to have our first baby, we brought a tape recorder.

Add Some Spice

A frustrated wife wants to spice up her dead sex life.

The Right Jeans

After the birth of their second child, Patrick volunteered to undergo a vasectomy.

Hangover

Giovanni wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's annual party in Rome.

Making Love

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.

Stuck in the Back

During a visit to her mother, who was in the hospital, Janet popped into the cafeteria for breakfast.

Fish for Sale

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

Dr. Smith

Dr. Smith examines his patient thoroughly.

Apples

The scene is a Catholic school cafeteria.

Birthday Gift

The Zen Monk ponders what to give his nephew as a birthday gift.

Coco Pops

A 7 year-old and a 5 year-old are in their bedroom.