Archive for Humour

A Dying Man

The Priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

Cast the First Stone

In Galilee, Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and he approached them.

Learn from Facebook

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook...

Creative Translations

Not-so accurate translations ensure belly laughs - provided by Imgur.

Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky

On July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the Moon.

Assessment at the Mental Institution

A man had been in a mental institution for some years.

What’s With the Ostrich?

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.

After the Party

On Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route.

Not hanging right

An attorney arrived home late.

Phase one

A man asks his friend for a cigarette.

Do you like my decorations?

An 'unusual' animation cartoon.

Flies

The other day, Charley stopped at a friend's house.

Accountant

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.

The Racehorse

Charlie has a racehorse that has never won a race.

When it Rains…

The pastor's wife was expecting her second baby.

Resourcefulness

Sister Mary Ann worked for a home health agency.

Rainy Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

Hard of Hearing

An elderly gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time.

Frozen Windows

A woman texts her husband on a cold winter's morning:

Engine Trouble

An airliner en-route to Washington DC was having engine trouble.

Kin

A Boston taxi driver backed into a stationary fruit stall.

In the Desert

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia for a holiday and ride into the desert.

Little Sophie

It was the night before Thanksgiving and little Sophie was sleeping in her bedroom.

Nothing to Worry About

An airplane is cruising at 36,000 feet.

Gravestone Humour

Born 1903 - Died 1942: Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

The Special Ring

An elderly white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.

Buying Train Tickets

Three Japanese engineers and three accountants are travelling by Shinkansen train to a conference in Tokyo.

Dating

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Off the Course

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

Paying Taxes

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

The Old Pharmacist

A woman walks into a pharmacy.

Visiting Texas

A blind man decided to visit Texas.

Educating the Young

A crowded airliner is about to take off.

Boarding

At the airport for a holiday trip, Marvin and his family settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate C35.

Prayers

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers.

Air Force One

Air Force One crashed in the middle of a large farm property in rural America.

Nobel Prize

Silas is driving down a country road in rural Kansas.

Creative Writing

Being creative with the history of troublesome kin.

New Priest on the Block

A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions.

Have Monday Off

Little Johnny is in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon.

Time of My Life

The Internet provided some humor to the second presidential debate.

Tools of the Trade

Richard was lounging at home in the late afternoon.

Healing Sign

Marcia is in hospital suffering from a severe sinus infection.

Grounds for Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce.

The Minister’s Visit

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

At the Sex Therapist’s Office

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.

Foreign Exchange

I was at my bank today, waiting in a short line.