Archive for Humour

Nail Biting

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.

A Young Medical Student

A young medical student makes his first rounds at the hospital together with a senior doctor.

At the Pediatrist’s

A woman with a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

Taking Fake Book Covers on the Subway

Subways are a great place to catch up on your reading. But how do people react to book covers that are a little embarrassing, and also pretty hilarious?

The Genie

Bill Gates walks along on the private beach of his seaside villa thinking of nothing in particular.

Benefits Package

A young engineer is having a job interview with a Human Resources Officer of a company.

Three Women

A fiancée, a married woman and a mistress chat about their relationships and decide to make their men marvel about them.

Purgatory

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

My Daddy

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.

Italian Language Guide

Absolutely essential: your hands - and no need to strain your vocal chords!

Hair Loss Treatment

A balding man was looking for solutions.

What has the ECHR ever done for us?

Us meaning the Brits and ECHR meaning European Convention on Human Rights. Sketch with Patrick Stewart, published in The Guardian, 25th April 2016.

Quarantine

A man wakes up and finds himself lying alone in a hospital room.

New Job

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy and put out the word.

Lightning

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

A Penny For Your Thoughts

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.

Only One Thought

A man had a terrible car crash.

Speeding

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

Ear to the Ground

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

The Perfect Shot

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity.

NASA discovers entirely new planet fully covered with cannabis

Houston, April 1, 2016 (April Fools' Day). NASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise.

The Admiral

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident.

The Bird

One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to take a s**t.

Easter Lunch at Grandma’s

Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter lunch at his grandmother's house in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona. USA.

Church on Easter Sunday

Marty, a little boy, was in church one Easter Sunday with his mother Doris, when he started feeling sick.

The Meditation Olympics

A video - Kyle Cease Live at the Alex Theatre in Glendale, CA

Kids and God

A little boy opened the big family Bible...

The Sign

Two young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were driving around town.

Memories

Freda and Mona, two elderly ladies...

Hard of Hearing

An elderly Scottish woman is driving her husband to a doctor's appointment.

The Worst Passwords

Although this is in the humour section, it is true news.

Password

A husband and wife bought a new computer.

When U Black, U Black

From a black gentleman in Texas with a great sense of humor.

In a Southern Restaurant

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

The Wedding

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face while excitedly looking at the rings in his hands.

Mike is Dead

Two guys meet up in a bar.

The Galway Pub

A Scotsman sits bragging in a bar.

Example of a Big Animal

A Mark Angel Comedy video (episode 59)

At the Golf Course

Two guys are playing golf one day at their local golf course.

At the Pearly Gates

A cab driver reaches the pearly gates.

At the Supermarket

Bernie goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive blonde woman waving at him.

Nine months later…

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

Officer on Duty

One night a police officer is staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.

The New Yorker

Cover 1st February 2016