Archive for Humour

How Cold Is Cold?

In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here's the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.

The school exam

Result was an F, but an A+ for creativity.

Insurance salesmen

It was the Annual Convention for Insurance Representatives.

Cute baby

Cameron brought his baby boy, Jaylen, to the pediatrician for his first checkup.

The newspaper

Bruce, sitting alone in his train compartment on a long journey, suddenly feels a nature call coming on strongly.

Pointless signs

It's an entertaining world out there...

Bargain tickets

USAir recently introduced a special half fare.

Trick or treat?

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

The tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.

Hilarious direct translations and the real meanings

As in most languages (maybe not Esperanto), also German has idioms which, when translated literally, are totally wacky.

In a small town in rural America

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

Bottle on the beach

Four men were walking together along a beach.

Tombstone wit forever

Famous last words carved for eternity... who says cemeteries are grim places? By Abby Heugel, published on SOTT, October 5, 2017.

We are leaving super early

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Pregnancy advice

Coralee was pregnant with her first child, and her husband Floyd was about to leave on a two-week business trip.

Not a dangerous procedure

I hate the idea of having to go under the knife.

Late night caller

Darrell is in bed with his wife Linda when there is a knock at the door.

Kenneth quit smoking

Years of smoking finally caught up with Kenneth one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.

Witch doctor’s advice

Earl goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed.

Politics explained via railroad tracks

Sometimes trivia nails it!

A man in pain

Prateek, feeling much pain, walks into his doctor’s office.

Scratch on!

Video of Lemur who insists on having his back scratched.

Seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

Eye halve a spelling chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer / It came with my pea sea

Grand Canyon

Larry and Claude were on a holiday in Arizona, visiting the Grand Canyon National Park.

A really smart dog

Kenneth the baker is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

At the dinner table

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

Working out

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Number seven

A joke as told by Osho.

At the movies

I went to the cinema the other day.

The good samaritan

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.

It’s a compliment

One morning, Bob was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper.

Starting the sermon

The preacher of a small village has a bright 5-year-old daughter.

The Coffin Club

A video from a New Zealand group of seniors.

Long hair

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.

Feeding pigs

A city man was visiting a small farm in rural North Carolina.

Computer haikus

Uplifting haikus stating the truth about computer glitches.

Jason’s grandfather

Jason went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.

Sex in a pickle

Flavoured condoms are all the rage in - India! Read all about the latest fave.

I caught a fish

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Sexy underwear

Coming of age...

Bunny rabbit meets snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

Upcoming world’s best gunfighter

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.

Psychic Hotline

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

At the races

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.

What’s in a name?

Maybe a lot more than you ever thought there was. Here's what his pet name for you really means…

Deductions

Malcolm, a stockbroker, received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

Size matters

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet stretched out in front of him.

It’s gonna rain

A cartoon by Liz Climo