Archive for Humour

Speeding

One Sunday, standing on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. [...]

Lost Wife

Two men, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide. [...]

More Jokes from Around the World

A selection from The Guardian comments. [...]

St Peter

A German joke (they do exist!) [...]

In Bosnia

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Master, What Is there to Know?

A cartoon by Sudi. [...]

WWII

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Eat and Drink what You Like…

...according to the Japanese doctor. [...]

The Captain and the Camel

The new captain of an army camp out in the desert is being shown around the camp by his sergeant. [...]

A Vat of Stout

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. [...]

Terrible Lickin’

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy... [...]

Quasimodo’s Replacement

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. [...]

Terrible News

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. [...]

Learn Italian Hand Gestures

with Dolce&Gabbana male models [...]

Lunch on the Scaffold

An Irishman, a Mexican and a German were doing construction work on a scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. [...]

Don’t Worry Be Happy

A famous quote by Meher Baba and used in a song by musician Bobby McFerrin used by mainstream media in the US. [...]

Price Check

A woman walks into a large discount store for her weekly shopping. [...]

The Accident

Bailey was in a terrible car accident, which mangled his "manhood" and tore it from his body. [...]

Just Having a Smoke …

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. [...]

Reincarnation

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. [...]

Reading the News

Brian was sitting at the breakfast table one Sunday morning reading the news. [...]

Memory Loss

An elderly couple is having problems remembering things, so they decide to go to their doctor for a checkup. [...]

Low Bridge Ahead

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. [...]

Rabbi Minsk

A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room. [...]

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

(a taste of US humour) [...]

I Got 99 Problems… Palsy is Just One

Mayzoon Zayid is an incredible courageous and beautiful women who not only overcame the problems living with cerebral palsy but transformed herself into a charming, witty and outstanding comedienne. [...]

Current Affairs

Cartoon by Anand Teertha (aka Sudi) [...]

What Else?

by Anand Teertha (aka Sudi) [...]

Smart-Ass Guy

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. [...]

Signs of Wear

'Old' is when ... [...]

Bizarre Excuses for Late Tax Returns

Posted by Daniel Edward in the Daily Mail on January 6, 2014 [...]

Scientists’ Favourite Jokes

Published in The Guardian / The Observer on December 29, 2013: Science is a very serious business, so what tickles a rational mind? [...]

Circumcision

The teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is restless. [...]

Brains of Britain

A collection of actual phone-in and broadcast quiz responses in Britain. [...]