Archive for Humour
Welcome to Beijing
Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel: [...]
In a Pub in Ireland
Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. [...]
Baptising a Glaswegian
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Do You Drink Beer?
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The Time Machine
Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. [...]
A Zebra in Heaven
A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... [...]
Aplomb
His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. [...]
Switching Channels
An elderly married couple is sitting at home watching TV. [...]
The Sermon’s Blessings
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Obviousitis
Terrifying Epidemic of Stating the Obvious is sweeping the world. [...]
Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. [...]
Heavenly Clocks
Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. [...]
Alien Visit
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Clock has Arrived
Sardar Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. [...]
What Do You Mean?
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Hitler and the Tea Kettle
CBS reported about a billboard in Culver City, USA, promoting JC Penney’s exclusive new designer tea kettle. [...]
Sitting in the Rocking Chair
Fred came to visit his friend John who is 89 years old. [...]
Tanjooberrymutts
By the time you read through this you will understand 'Tanjooberrymutts'. And only then will you be ready to take on China! [...]
Father Guido Sarducci
... explains the meaning of life. Vita est lavorum. [...]
Mexican Jews
Sid and Max were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. [...]
How Twins Are Made
One of life's great mysteries solved in modern times... [...]
Dancing with my Baby-Me!
A commercial offering a good depiction of the child within... [...]
Jewish Date
Sadie and Yetta, two Jewish widows, are talking... [...]
WHO?
Celebrating someone’s birthday, two long-time sannyasins meet beside the churning dance floor. [...]
The Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. [...]
Pet Names
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. [...]
A Fairy Tale For The Assertive Woman
Once upon a time... [...]
Closed Casket
A very old couple had been living in the neighborhood for many years and were known to fight a lot. [...]
The Funeral
A woman was leaving the local coffee shop with her morning coffee. [...]
The Phone Bill
The monthly phone bill arrives at the Katzenbaum’s. [...]
Three Samurai
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful Emperor who needed a new head Samurai. [...]
Psychopath and Iron Cross
Adolf Hitler pushes the doorbell at the Pearly Gates of Heaven and demands to be admitted. [...]
Piccolo
A man is walking around the streets of New York one day ... [...]
Brian’s the Man
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. [...]
Normality
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Smilie Smiles with Music
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Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. [...]
Dog Lover
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. [...]
The Notion of Self
... and other teachings by Puppetji. [...]
Group Therapy
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children. [...]
Paper Is Not Dead!
In spite of the commentary being in French, everybody will understand why there's still life in paper... [...]
State Troopers
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. [...]
Paco Doing Dynamic Meditation
Deva Prem and Anadideva present Paco, the cool meditator... [...]
Yiddish Zodiac
Find out in which Zodiac year you were born and wise up! [...]
A Sublime (and Topical) Confession
A while back in Ireland a woman starts dating a doctor. [...]
Pregnant on a Bus
A young woman about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. [...]
The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. [...]
Navajo Wisdom
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, the astronauts were brought to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. [...]
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