Archive for Humour

Cough Syrup

A chemist comes back from his lunch break. [...]

Big People Words

A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. [...]

Retirement Bonus

The Pentagon recently found it had too many active generals and offered an early retirement bonus. [...]

The Bull and the Wife

Unhappy farmer Ted is leaning on the gate as his neighbour passes by. [...]

Honest Lawyer

An investment counsellor went out on her own. [...]

R.I.P.

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29 Signs You Were Raised By Hippies

Your friends think you’re liberal? If only they knew how liberal a home you’re from. [...]

Sex Education India

The health ministry of India recently suggested that sex education be banned in the country. [...]

Jewish Community Activities

These announcements were found in Jewish school newsletters and bulletins. Even a spellchecker wouldn't have helped. [...]

Get your Gums off my Poppadums

Walker's commercial... [...]

Noah Today

An ancient story retold ... the music is from Beethoven's 5th which he wrote while enjoying a storm... [...]

The Best of ‘Australian Slang’

A selection from entries sent to the BBC [...]

Aliens Refuse to Do Crop Circles

Breaking News! [...]

The Freezer

Two newly departed female friends meet up in heaven. [...]

Wayne Rooney

David Moyes is getting increasingly frustrated by his team's lacklustre performances and the wavering form of his big name players. [...]

Kidz…

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The Revenue Commissioner

The Revenue Commissioner decides to audit Paddy. [...]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto…

...are holed up in a derelict house deep in the Wild West waiting for an attack by marauding Indians. [...]

Size 36

An old one - but still good! (Also told by Osho.) [...]

Driving Home

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night... [...]

The Three Huts Ordeal

An Irishman was captured by a remote African tribe. [...]

Tiger Woods in Ireland

Tiger Woods was in his car heading to a golf tournament in rural Ireland one day ... [...]

House of Joy

A father is walking through town with his 7-year old son, when they come by a brothel. [...]

15 Crazy Things to Do While Shopping

Got dragged to go shopping with your partner? [...]

Q&A

A selection gathered from the comments in a Guardian article. [...]

State of Affairs

One day, St.Peter was at his desk outside the gates of heaven. [...]

A Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar…

A blind guy walks into a bar with a guide dog. [...]

Coffee

Guy crashes and wakes up two days later in hospital, in traction, his jaw wired shut. [...]

Lone Viking

Lone Viking walks into a Northumbrian village. Everybody scarpers, except one old man. [...]

Speeding

One Sunday, standing on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. [...]

Lost Wife

Two men, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide. [...]

More Jokes from Around the World

A selection from The Guardian comments. [...]

St Peter

A German joke (they do exist!) [...]

In Bosnia

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Master, What Is there to Know?

A cartoon by Sudi. [...]

WWII

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