Archive for Humour

Baked Beans

There was a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. [...]

Like a Christmas Tree

A family is at the dinner table. [...]

Flying High

A cartoon by Yatri. [...]

A Christmas Present

Johnny wants to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. [...]

Ormie The Pig

Ormie is a Pig, in every sense of the word. [...]

Alphabet

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76 – 77 – A Groaner

A man is walking down a busy street... [...]

Pass the Salt

Sitting at dinner in the age of mobile phones. [...]

Older Ladies Are Divine

A song (on video) by Donnalou Stevens. [...]

Job Description

A man goes into a local pet shop to buy a cat. [...]

The Fly

An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. [...]

Buttercups

Fred and Harry are on the golf course. [...]

Mother’s Approval

Fred is 32 years old and still single. [...]

High-tech

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. [...]

A Very Cold Parrot

A man bought a parrot which could already talk. [...]

Computer Diagnosis

One day, Pete complained to his friend about his elbow: [...]

Fancy Funeral

A cardiac specialist died. [...]

Great News for Bill Gates

Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. [...]

The Watermelon Patch

A farmer inspects his watermelon patch. [...]

Meeting the Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. [...]

Free Oranges

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. [...]

Live Radio

On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in a serious relationship. [...]

Sunday School

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. [...]

Cough Syrup

A chemist comes back from his lunch break. [...]

Big People Words

A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. [...]

Retirement Bonus

The Pentagon recently found it had too many active generals and offered an early retirement bonus. [...]

The Bull and the Wife

Unhappy farmer Ted is leaning on the gate as his neighbour passes by. [...]

Honest Lawyer

An investment counsellor went out on her own. [...]

R.I.P.

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29 Signs You Were Raised By Hippies

Your friends think you’re liberal? If only they knew how liberal a home you’re from. [...]

Sex Education India

The health ministry of India recently suggested that sex education be banned in the country. [...]

Jewish Community Activities

These announcements were found in Jewish school newsletters and bulletins. Even a spellchecker wouldn't have helped. [...]

Get your Gums off my Poppadums

Walker's commercial... [...]

Noah Today

An ancient story retold ... the music is from Beethoven's 5th which he wrote while enjoying a storm... [...]

The Best of ‘Australian Slang’

A selection from entries sent to the BBC [...]

Aliens Refuse to Do Crop Circles

Breaking News! [...]

The Freezer

Two newly departed female friends meet up in heaven. [...]

Wayne Rooney

David Moyes is getting increasingly frustrated by his team's lacklustre performances and the wavering form of his big name players. [...]