Archive for Humour

Tombstone wit forever

Famous last words carved for eternity... who says cemeteries are grim places? By Abby Heugel, published on SOTT, October 5, 2017.

We are leaving super early

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Pregnancy advice

Coralee was pregnant with her first child, and her husband Floyd was about to leave on a two-week business trip.

Not a dangerous procedure

I hate the idea of having to go under the knife.

Late night caller

Darrell is in bed with his wife Linda when there is a knock at the door.

Kenneth quit smoking

Years of smoking finally caught up with Kenneth one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.

Witch doctor’s advice

Earl goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed.

Politics explained via railroad tracks

Sometimes trivia nails it!

A man in pain

Prateek, feeling much pain, walks into his doctor’s office.

Scratch on!

Video of Lemur who insists on having his back scratched.

Seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

Eye halve a spelling chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer / It came with my pea sea

Grand Canyon

Larry and Claude were on a holiday in Arizona, visiting the Grand Canyon National Park.

A really smart dog

Kenneth the baker is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

At the dinner table

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

Working out

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Number seven

A joke as told by Osho.

At the movies

I went to the cinema the other day.

The good samaritan

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.

It’s a compliment

One morning, Bob was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper.

Starting the sermon

The preacher of a small village has a bright 5-year-old daughter.

The Coffin Club

A video from a New Zealand group of seniors.

Long hair

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.

Feeding pigs

A city man was visiting a small farm in rural North Carolina.

Computer haikus

Uplifting haikus stating the truth about computer glitches.

Jason’s grandfather

Jason went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.

Sex in a pickle

Flavoured condoms are all the rage in - India! Read all about the latest fave.

I caught a fish

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Sexy underwear

Coming of age...

Bunny rabbit meets snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

Upcoming world’s best gunfighter

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.

Psychic Hotline

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

At the races

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.

What’s in a name?

Maybe a lot more than you ever thought there was. Here's what his pet name for you really means…

Deductions

Malcolm, a stockbroker, received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

Size matters

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet stretched out in front of him.

It’s gonna rain

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Be aware of the skid demon!

Unique translation from Japanese to English for the American motorcycle rider; taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.

Peanuts

A Pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

The new carpet

Bruce was laying down new carpeting in a woman's home.

Last rites

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

Health and hygiene instructions

... that make you really wonder about their creators!

On the third day…

After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days.

Time for a snack

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Care instructions on clothing labels

Refreshing hints rather than the usual boring instructions found by the great Bored Panda team.

The preacher’s wife

It was a Sunday, and Gladys, the preacher's wife, accompanied her husband to church.

Free sex

There was this gas station in redneck country, trying to increase its sales.

New secretary

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary.

Drunken Brit

A British man was stopped by a French gendarme and asked to give a breathalyser test.