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Welcome to Beijing

Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel: [...]

In a Pub in Ireland

Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. [...]

The Time Machine

Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. [...]

A Zebra in Heaven

A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... [...]

Aplomb

His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. [...]

Switching Channels

An elderly married couple is sitting at home watching TV. [...]

Obviousitis

Terrifying Epidemic of Stating the Obvious is sweeping the world. [...]

Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. [...]

Heavenly Clocks

Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. [...]

Clock has Arrived

Sardar Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. [...]

Hitler and the Tea Kettle

CBS reported about a billboard in Culver City, USA, promoting JC Penney’s exclusive new designer tea kettle. [...]

Sitting in the Rocking Chair

Fred came to visit his friend John who is 89 years old. [...]

Tanjooberrymutts

By the time you read through this you will understand 'Tanjooberrymutts'. And only then will you be ready to take on China! [...]

Father Guido Sarducci

... explains the meaning of life. Vita est lavorum. [...]

Mexican Jews

Sid and Max were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. [...]

How Twins Are Made

One of life's great mysteries solved in modern times... [...]

Dancing with my Baby-Me!

A commercial offering a good depiction of the child within... [...]

Jewish Date

Sadie and Yetta, two Jewish widows, are talking... [...]

WHO?

Celebrating someone’s birthday, two long-time sannyasins meet beside the churning dance floor. [...]

The Octopus

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. [...]

Pet Names

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. [...]

A Fairy Tale For The Assertive Woman

Once upon a time... [...]

Closed Casket

A very old couple had been living in the neighborhood for many years and were known to fight a lot. [...]

The Funeral

A woman was leaving the local coffee shop with her morning coffee. [...]

The Phone Bill

The monthly phone bill arrives at the Katzenbaum’s. [...]

Three Samurai

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful Emperor who needed a new head Samurai. [...]

Psychopath and Iron Cross

Adolf Hitler pushes the doorbell at the Pearly Gates of Heaven and demands to be admitted. [...]

Piccolo

A man is walking around the streets of New York one day ... [...]

Brian’s the Man

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. [...]

Normality

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Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. [...]

Dog Lover

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. [...]

The Notion of Self

... and other teachings by Puppetji. [...]

Group Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children. [...]

Paper Is Not Dead!

In spite of the commentary being in French, everybody will understand why there's still life in paper... [...]

State Troopers

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. [...]

Paco Doing Dynamic Meditation

Deva Prem and Anadideva present Paco, the cool meditator... [...]

Yiddish Zodiac

Find out in which Zodiac year you were born and wise up! [...]

A Sublime (and Topical) Confession

A while back in Ireland a woman starts dating a doctor. [...]

Pregnant on a Bus

A young woman about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. [...]

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. [...]

Navajo Wisdom

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, the astronauts were brought to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. [...]

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