After retiring, John went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. After checking all his pockets, he realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later with the driver’s license.
The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”
John was surprised, but opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me!” and she processed his Social Security application.
When John got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”