Humour — 12 June 2014

A lady is looking for her cat who doesn’t come home so she asks her neighbour, “Have you seen my Titswobble?”

The neighbour replies, “No, but I’d like to.”

 

An Irish kid gets back from school and tells his father, “I almost got an A today.”

“What do you mean ‘almost’?”

“The kid sitting next to me got it.”

 

Little girl gets lost in Tesco’s; security guard asks her, “What’s your mum like?”

Little girl replies, “Big cocks and vodka.”

 

Mother to son: “A little bird has told me that you are smoking pot.”

Son: “It’s you who must be on pot if you are talking to little birds.”

 

from The Guardian comments

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