Open the Window

Jokes

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief.

The doctor prescribes pills. But after a week, the guy’s still sick. So the doctor gives him a shot. But that doesn’t help his condition either.

“Okay, this is what I want you to do,” says the doctor on the guy’s third visit. “Go home and take a hot bath. Then throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.”

“I’ll get pneumonia!” protests the patient.

“I know. That I can cure.”

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