Medical Term Redneck Definition Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A little mark in
| Medical Term | Redneck Definition |
|---|---|
| Artery | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | What doctors do when patients die |
| Benign | What you be, after you be eight |
| Caesarean Section | A neighborhood in Rome |
| Cat scan | Searching for Kitty |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Coma | A little mark in a sentence |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Not a friend | Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | A small lie |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labor Pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | A Doctor’s cane |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | Extra pay rates for working at night |
| Node | I knew it |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post Operative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | Nearly killed him |
| Secretion | Hiding something |
| Seizure | Roman Emperor |
| Tablet | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | One plus one more |
| Urine | Opposite of you’re out |
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