Samir was walking down the road in the morning towards his office, busy looking at his mobile phone.
Suddenly he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
Samir stopped in his tracks and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished.
He continued walking and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a rickshaw will run over you and you will die.”
Samir did as he was instructed, just as a rickshaw came careening around the corner at high speed, barely missing him.
“Who are you?” an astonished Samir asked. “Where are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” said Samir, “and where the hell were you when I got married?”