Vicar Crumblebott was giving his sermon during the Christmas Eve service.
Suddenly, the electricity in the church failed and he stood in the dark.
He called out for the ushers to find some candles and they placed them around the sanctuary.
With a sigh of relief, the vicar reentered the pulpit, shuffled his notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?”
A tired voice called out, “Right near the end!”