Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking.
One of the lawyers’ name was Thomas Strange.
After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to talk about what they were going to have on their tombstones.
Thomas said that he wasn’t going to have his name put on his tomb stone, instead he was going to have “Here lies the body of an honest lawyer.”
“Why are you going to have that?” asked his friend.
“Well,” said Thomas, “when people are walking through the cemetery, and they see ‘Here lies the body of an honest lawyer’ they will say, “Oh… that’s strange.”