Jokes — 19 November 2018

Kelly is standing in front of the Flamingo Bar, merely idly tuning in and out of his surroundings.

Suddenly he sees a driverless car rolling slowly down the street which jolts him into action. He runs to the car, jumps in, and pulls on the emergency brake with a jerk.

Kelly then gets out and very proudly says to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!”

“I know, you idiot!” exclaims the man exasperated. “I was pushing it!”