Cruisin’ along

Sitting in Mildred’s large two-seater, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. Josephine, sitting in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection with the light being red again, and sure enough they went right through. This time, Josephine was almost sure that the light had been red but started to be concerned that she was losing it. She was getting increasingly nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to her friend and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, am I driving?”