Last night was another day under lockdown…
…and for the umpteenth time the husband had sex with his wife.
He had seen a new technique online and wanted to try it out: to suddenly stop and remain motionless for a minute or two.
That’s what he did. He started humping and stopped after some time, remaining motionless for a minute or two – and then start again.
This went on for a while.
The irritated wife asked, “What the fuck are you doing?”
“I saw this new technique on the internet, on a porn site…”
“Asshole, it’s not a technique, it must have been the video buffering…”
Thanks to Atmo