Last night was another day under lockdown…

…and for the umpteenth time the husband had sex with his wife.

He had seen a new technique online and wanted to try it out: to suddenly stop and remain motionless for a minute or two.

That’s what he did. He started humping and stopped after some time, remaining motionless for a minute or two – and then start again.

This went on for a while.

The irritated wife asked, “What the fuck are you doing?”

“I saw this new technique on the internet, on a porn site…”

“Asshole, it’s not a technique, it must have been the video buffering…”

Thanks to Atmo

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