Brandon, a medical student who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, makes arrangements to visit a sexual disorder clinic.
As the chief resident is showing him around, discussing cases and the set-up of the facility, Brandon sees a patient masturbating in his room.
“What condition does he have?” he asks.
“He suffers from Seminal Fluid Build-up Disorder,” the resident replies. “If he doesn’t ejaculate 40-50 times a day, he’ll become disoriented.”
While the two continue their rounds, Brandon peeks into another room and sees a patient with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.
“And what about him?” asks Brandon. “What’s his story?”
“Oh, it’s the same condition,” the doctor replies. “He just has a better health plan.”