Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, are driving down the road drinking a few bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, says “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a massive police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”
“Don’t worry, Bubba,” says Earl calmly. “We’ll just pull over after finish drinkin’ these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?” asks Bubba.
“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?” says Earl.
Approaching the roadblock they finish their beers, throw the empties out of sight and slap a label on each of their foreheads.
When they reach the roadblock and stop the truck, the sheriff looks at them accusingly and asks, “You boys been drinkin’?”
“No, sir,” says Earl while pointing at the labels, “we’re on the patch.”