Three little lads were on their way home from school when one of them noticed a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road.
Jacob said: “When I’m older I’m going to get a great job and buy one of them.”
Charlie said: “I am going to university to get a great education, and a great job and buy one also.”
Alfie says: “I’m going to get a job like my sister.”
The other two asked what she did.
“She’s a prostitute,” pipes up Alfie.
“What’s a prostitute?” ask the other two.
“I don’t know, but that’s my sister’s car.”