I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart…

Painting of Mozart

…while they’ve never even seen one of his paintings…

It is a shame nothing is built in the USA any more. I just bought a TV and it says on the box: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!

Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car. Whilst using my phone as a flashlight…

Nurse came in and said, “Doc, there is a man in the waiting room who thinks he’s invisible, what should I tell him?” The doctor answered, “Tell him, I can’t see him today.”

I showed my Facebook page to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you.

Note so self: Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.

Photo (detail) by Hamid Tajik on Unsplash

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