I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart…
…while they’ve never even seen one of his paintings…
It is a shame nothing is built in the USA any more. I just bought a TV and it says on the box: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car. Whilst using my phone as a flashlight…
Nurse came in and said, “Doc, there is a man in the waiting room who thinks he’s invisible, what should I tell him?” The doctor answered, “Tell him, I can’t see him today.”
I showed my Facebook page to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you.
Note so self: Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.
Photo (detail) by Hamid Tajik on Unsplash
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