Unbearable groaners


I changed my iPad’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.


I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.

I did a menial job at a pizza parlour. I kneaded the dough.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who could not control her pupils?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stair.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye. But then it grew on her.

Thanks to Kul, Shashi Tharoor’s column in The Khaleej Times and Subhan and Shanti

Photo by Delaney Van on Unsplash

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