How do you make holy water?
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A penny.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What did the man say to the wall? One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
What kind of button won’t unbutton? A bellybutton!
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? Transparents.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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