True Christians

Jokes

A priest on holiday in Africa suddenly finds himself surrounded by a pack of lions.

Lions

Escape is out of the question.

He falls to his knees, closes his eyes and prays: “O Lord, spare me and give me a sign of your mercy. Command these lions to behave like true Christians!”

When he looks up, the lions are sitting in a circle around him, their paws folded and praying: “Bless us, O Lord, and this thy gift, which we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord.”

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