Lost on a hike


A rabbi, a Hindu priest and a politician are old friends.


They go for a hike and they get lost. They are worried they will have to sleep in the cold, maybe freeze. But thank God they see a farm on a hill. They rush to get there before it gets dark.

The farmer is very nice and he says, “No problem, you guys can sleep here. The only problem is: I got two beds in the house but the third guy will be fine, he can lie down in the barn on some nice soft hay.”

The rabbi says, “Guys, I got this. You take the beds, I sleep in the barn.”

The Hindu priest and the politician are getting ready for bed and all of a sudden there is a knock on the door. It’s the rabbi. He says. “I am sorry. There is a pig in the barn and I cannot sleep with a pig.”

The Hindu priest says, “No problem, you guys take the beds. I’ll go out to the barn.”

They are getting ready for bed. A few minutes later, a knock on the door.

The Hindu priest says, “I cannot sleep with a cow in the barn.”

The politician says, “Guys, it’s no problem. I got this.”

The rabbi and the Hindu priest are getting ready for bed.

A few minutes go by; there’s a knock on the door.

It’s the cow and the pig.

Photo by Frances Gunn on Unsplash

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