Who walks into a bar?


The eternal question…

Martini on the bar counter


A German walks into a bar and asks for a Martini.

The bartender asks, “Dry?”

The German replies, “Nein, just one.”


René Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Would you like a beer?”

Descartes replies, “I think not,” and promptly disappears.


The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense!


Photo by Ambitious Studio* – Rick Barrett on Unsplash

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