Who walks into a bar?

Jokes

The eternal question…

Martini on the bar counter

 

A German walks into a bar and asks for a Martini.

The bartender asks, “Dry?”

The German replies, “Nein, just one.”

 

René Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Would you like a beer?”

Descartes replies, “I think not,” and promptly disappears.

 

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense!

 

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