What’s the least-spoken language in the world?
What’s the least-spoken language in the world? Sign language.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What does “idk” stand for? Everyone I ask says, “I don’t know.”
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
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