Giovanni, visibly worried, goes to see his doctor.
Sardar Premdeep Singh is sitting his University final examination.
A Jewish member of a large family sent out an urgent telegram.
Mourners in Ireland couldn’t believe it when they heard a voice beyond the grave at a local man’s funeral, writes Ryan Fahey on Mail Online.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.
You find yourself driving in a car at a constant speed.
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband.
Blessed be British humour! Enjoy the 12 Days of Christmas carol, with specially adapted lyrics by BBC News. Published on December 23, 2019.
It was a few days before Christmas and Mr Penning-Smith’s business trip had gone reasonably well.
A list of 12!
Well-known hunter Murdoch was cornered by a worried-looking German safari tourist.
Someone in Indian Hills, CO, is putting out the funniest signs ever.
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school on Monday.
‘Twas in Bethlehem in the barn…
Two elephants approach a lake shore in Africa to drink some water and have a shower.
Logan, an Australian bloke, approaches the information desk at a supermarket.
Mrs Wainfield, an elderly widow, lived in a large mansion in Florida.
All the grandkids were visiting for Thanksgiving.
Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.
Now listen carefully…
An almost hysterical man calls 911.
It has been revealed that Bob the Tomato identifies as a vegetable. Published on Babylon Bee on November 6, 2019 (adapted).
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.
Old man Barney walked into the doctor’s office.
How England plans to leave the EU – illustrated by Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
Farmer William wants to know how many sheep he has in his field.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
Two boys, Arvind and Rudra, are strolling along the village road.
Pete Redfern writes about the impact of a painting by Banksy showing the House of Commons run by chimpanzees. Published in SOTT and NewsThump on October 4, 2019.
One thing leads to another…
Louisa, an eighty-seven year old grandmother, still drives her own car. In her weekly letter to her long-time friend, she writes:
The nine types of the Enneagram system have been put to music in a single song, based on the Queen classic, Bohemian Rhapsody.
Submitted by a 17-year-old boy to McDonald’s in Florida… and he was hired.
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room with a huge grin on his face.
Shlomo Eisenstein, an elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by.
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz.
Young Rabbi Herzovitz announces on Sabbath that he won’t renew his contract but move to a larger congregation, who will pay him a better salary.
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, the US President strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling.
Old Harry went to visit the college where he had studied when he was a youth.
The plane is on a 35,000 feet cruising altitude from New York to Seattle.
Vital pieces of wisdom.
Entertaining slogans…
Peter Olivesky worked in a famous Polish pickle factory.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip.
Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin harbour.
Having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant, a man went to Harley Street in London for more information.
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him.
A satirical article by Andrew Hall published on his blog, titled ‘Laughing in Disbelief’.
…but well told!
“Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven.
A strange cloud trail in the early morning sky above Florida left observers on the ground in awe. Published by BBC on August 8, 2019.
Mildred and Josephine, two elderly women, decide to go for a drive.
Ray was a barber in the Bronx who paid close attention at his parish whenever the topic of evangelization was discussed.
One day in Kansas, little Wyatt didn’t show up at his school.
Melanie has her exams coming up and is petrified she won’t pass.
All of his life Len from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition.
Standing in the garden, George was talking to his neighbour over the fence.
Thanks to Kaiyum