A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.
The following was written, allegedly*, by the late Douglas Adams of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fame
One Hanukkah, a young man named Jake was coming to visit his grandmother in her new apartment on the Upper West Side of Manhattan…
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old? Well…
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
A man walked into the produce section of his local Coles supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The two friends met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
A young Law student, having failed his exams, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
A foursome of men waiting at the men’s tee while a four-ball of ladies were hitting from the ladies’ tee.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-glazed, energy-efficient kind.