Archive for Humour

At the fairground

Bruce, in a state of excessive inebriation, rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money.

There’s your problem

Disciple asks his master...

A prayer

On their wedding night, young bride Erin and her husband Simon finally retire to their hotel room.

Ketchup woes

Mom and her little daughter Maxine are in the kitchen, preparing lunch.

The argument

Mukesh and Twinkle are having a heated argument.

It’s all Chinese

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco.

The juggler

Marty, the juggler, is driving to his next performance on Highway 277 in Texas.

Funds for renovation

The crumbling old village church sorely needed a renovation.

Grandpa’s advice

My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce.

Infrequently

An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.

Latex gloves

Lisa has a check-up with a new gynecologist.

The doorbell

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

Marriage counseling

Herb and Grace are having major problems and decide to see a marriage counselor.

Red heels

Norman comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the day.

Smart cops

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

Invisibility

A psychiatrist sat in his study, totally immersed in reading a novel.

The eight iron

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine.

Pain in old age

Old man Dinesh goes to consult with his village doctor.

The name of the rose

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house.

The Yiddish parrot

Hershel Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home one day.

Skydiving

Manoj signed up to learn skydiving in Mysore at the base of the Chamundi Hills.

Dealing with a crisis

Murlidhar had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation in New Delhi.

Texas vs Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. 

Fast thinking

A priest is driving on the highway towards New York.

A sea of Guiness

Two Irishmen, Paddy and Ryan, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.

Grandma helping out

Little Oliver is outside in the garden, playing with his friends.

Pillow talk

A man was lying in bed with his gorgeous new girlfriend.

Parents’ approval

Dayaal is almost 29 years old and lives in Mumbai.

Delhi traffic lights camera

Ajay was driving down Vasant Kunj in New Delhi, thinking about nothing in particular.

Monkey business

Charlene, Lorraine's younger sister, realises that she has grown hair between her legs.

Hiking along

Alastair and Hamish were hiking through the Scottish Highlands. 

Conclusion

Mildred's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.

At the beach

A woman takes her children to the beach.

Penny magic

A little while after tucking their three-year-old boy Georgie in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.

Letter to god

Little Luis wanted $100 for a new bike and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.

India’s famous dancing uncle

Sanjeev Srivastava, an electronics professor from Madhya Pradesh, India, enjoyed a wedding so much that he took to the stage with a fancy Indian dance. He had no idea this video of [...]

Overboard

Philip the banker went sailing together with a bunch of friends.

Just out of jail

Small-time crook Bernie had been in prison for a few years.

Getting a tan

Claire, a rather well-proportioned woman, decided during her vacation to take a sunbath on the roof of her hotel.

Desktop Punch Bag

Not quite a Dynamic Meditation, but exploring in the right direction...

Parking space

A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting to attend and couldn’t find a parking space.

Lethal food

A dietician addresses a large audience in Chicago.

Blue silk pajamas

Arnold calls home to his wife, Claire.

Thankfulness

A Rabbi was having a one-on-one talk with a precocious six-year-old boy.

Contacts

A policeman stops Brenda, an elderly lady, and asks for her driving license.

The 2018 Turbo Beep Beep

Dexter visits the car dealer and decides to buy the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2018 Turbo BeepBeep.

Fish and chips at the monastery

Driving on a rainy night, Sister Catherine's car breathes its last and looking around for help she stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.

Skin graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

Little League Baseball

During a baseball game, the coach called Brandon, one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside.

Location, location

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.