Archive for Humour

Painting the porch

Kowalski is out of work so he goes up to Beverly Hills.

Headed for Las Vegas

Homer came home from work one day to find his wife Lisa sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

Big planes and baby planes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

Weighing in

Clarissa opens the door to the master bathroom.

Apples galore!

A doctor and a lawyer are in love with the same woman.

Google’s pizza

Rodney fancies a pizza and calls the pizza joint around the corner.

Funeral preparations

Computer-savvy Father Shufflebottom uses a standard liturgy for funerals.

The proposition

Billionaire Zev Eaglestein collects live alligators, keeping them in the pool in the back of his Florida mansion.

Exciting new diet to start the New Year

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help all genders cope with the stress that builds during the day. Scientists found out recently in a new survey that this really [...]

When the clock strikes…

A cartoon by Liz Climo

New day

Last New Year’s Eve found me in the hospital...

Three Euros

A German father walks with his young son into a coffee shop in Munich.

Phone lines

Larry, the hot young businessman, had just started his own firm.

Christmas Eve service

Vicar Crumblebott was giving his sermon during the Christmas Eve service.

Cookies for Santa

On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad putting out cookies for Santa.

How to get into heaven

On an icy road on Christmas Eve, three slightly inebriated men die in a car crash and meet up in front of St. Peter.

Sensitive issue

Tyler, who had spent his whole life living in a desert, visits a friend in Phoenix for the first time.

Interference on Mars

During the first manned mission to Mars, astronauts Seymour and Woody are charting the Martian surface.

A Scottish student in England

Alastair MacDonald from Scotland went to enrol at an English university.

Slow yew down, bor

This is not a huge typo: Villages across Norfolk (UK) have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them. Ian Bred writes in the [...]

It’s gonna be cold tonight

A cartoon by Liz Climo

At the ski resort

Bruce works as a concierge at a posh ski resort in Colorado Springs.

The daily commute has become entertainment

Believe it or not! - from the folks at Bored Panda.

Three ducks in a bar

A guy walks into a quiet bar, carrying three ducks.

Got a brand new truck

One day, Tommy Lee was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Thanksgiving

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Melvin in New York.

How Cold Is Cold?

In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here's the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.

The school exam

Result was an F, but an A+ for creativity.

Insurance salesmen

It was the Annual Convention for Insurance Representatives.

Cute baby

Cameron brought his baby boy, Jaylen, to the pediatrician for his first checkup.

The newspaper

Bruce, sitting alone in his train compartment on a long journey, suddenly feels a nature call coming on strongly.

Pointless signs

It's an entertaining world out there...

Bargain tickets

USAir recently introduced a special half fare.

Trick or treat?

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

The tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.

Hilarious direct translations and the real meanings

As in most languages (maybe not Esperanto), also German has idioms which, when translated literally, are totally wacky.

In a small town in rural America

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

Bottle on the beach

Four men were walking together along a beach.

Tombstone wit forever

Famous last words carved for eternity... who says cemeteries are grim places? By Abby Heugel, published on SOTT, October 5, 2017.

We are leaving super early

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Pregnancy advice

Coralee was pregnant with her first child, and her husband Floyd was about to leave on a two-week business trip.

Not a dangerous procedure

I hate the idea of having to go under the knife.

Late night caller

Darrell is in bed with his wife Linda when there is a knock at the door.

Kenneth quit smoking

Years of smoking finally caught up with Kenneth one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.

Witch doctor’s advice

Earl goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed.

Politics explained via railroad tracks

Sometimes trivia nails it!

A man in pain

Prateek, feeling much pain, walks into his doctor’s office.