My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and a movie.
Mukesh, the new office boy knocks on the door of his boss’s office and sticks his head in.
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives.
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.
A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him… everyone else in the room stops to listen.
A preacher, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter.
Ten years ago, one man lost his cool about Australian bureaucracy… did any changes happen since?
Mrs Donovan was walking down the street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
A young Jewish mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
Simon, an atheist, was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster.
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night.
Five year old little Denzel had been out playing with his dad and suddenly didn’t know how to get back home.
Two elderly widows, Sophie and Shirley live in an adult community in Florida.
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Latest updated version.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the pot of tea in the morning.
Alfred, the 87-year old was gossiping with his friend Roberto sitting on a park bench in Zurich.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
Grandpa babysits little Charlene who pesters him with questions.
Several medical experts were asked for their scientific opinions.
… to ponder upon.
An old couple were sitting on the couch, reminiscing.
At a recent fundraising gathering in Delhi, the commissioner, an elderly speaker appeared on the dais.
Guaranteed no ingredients from nature! A visionary video published by The Onion on June 29, 2009.
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
The dapper elderly gentleman is standing next to the pastor at the open grave of his wife.
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.
An elderly woman is at home when the phone rings.
7-year old Cody returned home from school.
This is how texting was invented…
A ten-year old cat!
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
While shopping in a huge supermarket, Ranbir Singh lost sight of his wife.
Count the black dots.
The old Italian mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
The company manager wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
Ajit is praying fervently to God.
A traveller approached a little village shop in county Clwyd, Wales.
Norman applies for a job at the local psychiatric clinic.
Olivia, a newly-wed and romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband Simon a text while she was at work.
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix
A hungry trucker came into a truck stop diner and placed his order.
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are too loose and floppy.
New/old choreography for Betoko’s song.
One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.
Owen checked into a hotel on a business trip and felt a bit lonely.
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.
Very proud and self-conscious, an elegantly dressed shopper approaches the clerk in a stationery shop.
Defilement over what protesters claim are ‘harmful’ stereotypes about white men’s penis size. Published by Waterford Whispers News on June 23, 2020.
A tongue-in-cheek FB posting about what happened this year so far…
The full passenger plane is cruising at 35,000 feet while most passengers are dozing.
Two elderly nuns were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery priest.
Father Murphy, an elderly priest was speaking to Father McNoulty, a younger priest.
The boss of a small company wants to motivate his staff on a daily basis.