Humour makes your day! Always!

old people

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Car mechanic

Gynaecologist Dr Fillmore had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.


Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

tight pants

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he’s ever seen.

fig leaf

A little boy opened the big family Bible, and was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Plantation house

Two delicate ladies, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.

birthday cake

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.