Archive for Humour

Inside the Bible

Little Jayden was allowed to look at the big and old family Bible.

Cruising at three knots

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old times' sake.

50.000 Euro

A lawyer in a court in Naples, Italy was cross-examining a witness.

In a sleepy Midwest backwater

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out...

Early morning in Paris

At an apartment, the doorbell rings early in the morning.

Supersex

A little old lady was walking up and down the halls in a nursing home.

Frog noise

A little girl and her brother are whispering to each other.

Divorce proceedings

A judge was asking for information from a woman in court regarding her pending divorce.

Flight 1234

Dialogue between air traffic controller and airline pilot overheard:

Trapped in his seat

A little guy gets on a plane and sits on his allocated middle seat.

The whiskey remedy

A depressed-looking man walked into a bar in New York and asks the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey.

The helpful kindergarten teacher

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her little kindergarten students put on his boots?

Being helpful

Kelly is standing in front of the Flamingo Bar, merely idly tuning in and out of his surroundings.

Airborne training day one

Harvey, a US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training.

Yellowstone Park

A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.

Confusion

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

Guesswork

Three very old mischievous ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

Three beers

Hank walks into a bar, orders three mugs of beer, and drinks them by taking sips out of each one in turn.

French immigration counter

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrives in Paris at Charles the Gaulle airport.

Rahul’s version of Diwali

Rahul's mother asks her oldest son to explain Diwali to his brother Mukesh.

Mother-in-law’s remains

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law.

Flight 1313 to New York

Lionel and Martha board a jet for a trip to New York.

On Halloween…

Bert and Joyce, an old couple, hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time. This year they decided to dress up and go out.

Six robbers in Belgium

A real event, worthy to be included with Asterix and Obelix humour! Published on BBC on October 24, 2018.

Awesome

A cartoon by Liz Climo

The bear remover

Burt lives in Jackson, Wyoming. One morning he wakes up to find a bear on his roof.

In the alleyway

Colin meets a good-looking girl on the street.

The arrows

Paddy - way off the legal limit - leaves the pub, staggers to his car and heads towards home.

A fun game

An attractive woman and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

A little explanation

A nice-looking young woman walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. 

Suddenly…

Kinkaid, the super-rich millionaire, decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday on his estate in Florida.

Three trees

An Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

At the restaurant

Arjun decides to try out a new posh restaurant in Delhi.

Problem solver

Having breakfast, Lionel asks his wife Marge with a smug grin on his face...

Mourning his mutt

For many years, Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

Wishful thinking

Ranbir splurged out by buying a new eco-friendly shampoo without any harmful chemicals.

The special deal

Harvey receives a promotional leaflet in the mail for a golf resort where everything is advertised to cost one dollar.

Going down to the River Jordan

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the River Jordan, looking across at the Promised Land.

Such likeness

A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation.

Helpful counsellor

Kathy began a job as an elementary school counsellor and was eager to be helpful.

Worst day of her life

Naveen asked Girish to help him fix the antenna at his house.

Jury summons

An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin.

Choices at the pet shop

Marlin entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot.

Rabbi’s advice

An extremely agitated and worried man tracks down the Rabbi in the synagogue.

Definition of moron

At the beginning of term, the grumpy college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

An elaborate funeral

Old man Ambrose passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.

What’s in a name?

A small rural village in Austria with a population of around a hundred souls, has a controversial global name.

Concerned student

Several people signed up for a skydiving course in Hamburg, Germany.

Way to go

A preacher was lying on his deathbed at the hospital and summoned his doctor and his lawyer.

Night out

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls."