Humour makes your day! Always!

old people

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Car mechanic

Gynaecologist Dr Fillmore had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.


Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

tight pants

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he’s ever seen.