Archive for Humour

A little explanation

A nice-looking young woman walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. 

Suddenly…

Kinkaid, the super-rich millionaire, decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday on his estate in Florida.

Three trees

An Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

At the restaurant

Arjun decides to try out a new posh restaurant in Delhi.

Problem solver

Having breakfast, Lionel asks his wife Marge with a smug grin on his face...

Mourning his mutt

For many years, Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

Wishful thinking

Ranbir splurged out by buying a new eco-friendly shampoo without any harmful chemicals.

The special deal

Harvey receives a promotional leaflet in the mail for a golf resort where everything is advertised to cost one dollar.

Going down to the River Jordan

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the River Jordan, looking across at the Promised Land.

Such likeness

A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation.

Helpful counsellor

Kathy began a job as an elementary school counsellor and was eager to be helpful.

Worst day of her life

Naveen asked Girish to help him fix the antenna at his house.

Jury summons

An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin.

Choices at the pet shop

Marlin entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot.

Rabbi’s advice

An extremely agitated and worried man tracks down the Rabbi in the synagogue.

Definition of moron

At the beginning of term, the grumpy college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

An elaborate funeral

Old man Ambrose passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.

What’s in a name?

A small rural village in Austria with a population of around a hundred souls, has a controversial global name.

Concerned student

Several people signed up for a skydiving course in Hamburg, Germany.

Way to go

A preacher was lying on his deathbed at the hospital and summoned his doctor and his lawyer.

Night out

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

Shrewd truths for the elderly

You know you are getting older when...

Fallen rock

Albert is driving down a remote road in the mountains.

Frizzy hair remedy

Trying to control her frizzy and dry hair, Esmeralda treated her scalp with olive oil before washing it.

At the fairground

Bruce, in a state of excessive inebriation, rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money.

There’s your problem

Disciple asks his master...

A prayer

On their wedding night, young bride Erin and her husband Simon finally retire to their hotel room.

Ketchup woes

Mom and her little daughter Maxine are in the kitchen, preparing lunch.

The argument

Mukesh and Twinkle are having a heated argument.

It’s all Chinese

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco.

The juggler

Marty, the juggler, is driving to his next performance on Highway 277 in Texas.

Funds for renovation

The crumbling old village church sorely needed a renovation.

Grandpa’s advice

My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce.

Infrequently

An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.

Latex gloves

Lisa has a check-up with a new gynecologist.

The doorbell

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

Marriage counseling

Herb and Grace are having major problems and decide to see a marriage counselor.

Red heels

Norman comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the day.

Smart cops

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

Invisibility

A psychiatrist sat in his study, totally immersed in reading a novel.

The eight iron

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine.

Pain in old age

Old man Dinesh goes to consult with his village doctor.

The name of the rose

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house.

The Yiddish parrot

Hershel Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home one day.

Skydiving

Manoj signed up to learn skydiving in Mysore at the base of the Chamundi Hills.

Dealing with a crisis

Murlidhar had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation in New Delhi.

Texas vs Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. 

Fast thinking

A priest is driving on the highway towards New York.

A sea of Guiness

Two Irishmen, Paddy and Ryan, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.

Grandma helping out

Little Oliver is outside in the garden, playing with his friends.