The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The following is from an actual trial in the UK.
Impossible to ignore…
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was being driven in a limousine to the airport.
One-liners.
A police officer on the highway signals a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman to pull over and stop.
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.
A Texas rancher gets in his pickup and drives to a neighboring ranch…
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The President is walking out of the White House.
A man is found dead and a detective is gathering evidence.
Visvanath is hard of hearing.
Boris is thinking about renovating the flat he just rented.
Little Lilly is playing and running around in the garden.
Little Johnny sits in English class, looking bored.
Little Caleb was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door.
Giovanni, visibly worried, goes to see his doctor.
Sardar Premdeep Singh is sitting his University final examination.
A Jewish member of a large family sent out an urgent telegram.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.
You find yourself driving in a car at a constant speed.
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband.
It was a few days before Christmas and Mr Penning-Smith’s business trip had gone reasonably well.
A list of 12!
Well-known hunter Murdoch was cornered by a worried-looking German safari tourist.
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school on Monday.
‘Twas in Bethlehem in the barn…
Two elephants approach a lake shore in Africa to drink some water and have a shower.
Logan, an Australian bloke, approaches the information desk at a supermarket.
Mrs Wainfield, an elderly widow, lived in a large mansion in Florida.
All the grandkids were visiting for Thanksgiving.
Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.
Now listen carefully…
An almost hysterical man calls 911.
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.
Old man Barney walked into the doctor’s office.
Farmer William wants to know how many sheep he has in his field.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
Two boys, Arvind and Rudra, are strolling along the village road.
One thing leads to another…
Louisa, an eighty-seven year old grandmother, still drives her own car. In her weekly letter to her long-time friend, she writes:
Submitted by a 17-year-old boy to McDonald’s in Florida… and he was hired.
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room with a huge grin on his face.
Shlomo Eisenstein, an elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by.
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz.
Young Rabbi Herzovitz announces on Sabbath that he won’t renew his contract but move to a larger congregation, who will pay him a better salary.
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, the US President strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling.
Old Harry went to visit the college where he had studied when he was a youth.
The plane is on a 35,000 feet cruising altitude from New York to Seattle.
Vital pieces of wisdom.
Entertaining slogans…
Peter Olivesky worked in a famous Polish pickle factory.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip.
Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin harbour.
Having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant, a man went to Harley Street in London for more information.
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him.
…but well told!
“Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven.