Archive for Jokes

Cheap Porsche

Fifteen year-old Sebastian comes home with a Porsche and parks it in front of his parents' house in Berlin.

A dark bedroom

Harvey is standing in a bar in Darwin drinking, when his mate walks in.

Toilet paper range

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.

Precious words of wisdom

A wise man's discoveries about life.

Bad day for golf

Gilbert was late coming home from his weekly golf game.

On father’s deathbed

A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone.

University grads

A woman in her early twenties goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

The good news

Rashmi phones her husband Pankaj at work.

The emotional man

One evening Jessica found her husband Mike with his head cocked looking at their baby's cot.

Discovery of unknown planet in solar system

Electrifying new object found by NASA. Published on PR Washington D.C. on April 1, 2019.

Weekend partying

Seamus left his office in Dublin one Friday evening.

Akashic Records

Al, the hot-shot prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.

Summer camp

It's the first day in summer camp.

Big John

One morning, bus driver Bruce went to the Ontario bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the dedicated route.

At the cabin in the forest

Baldwin and Logan went bear hunting in Canada.

Medical check-up

Kowalski went to see his family physician because his wife had been nagging him about his huge belly.

Lost in translation

This is a true story: I recently bought a small pack containing 5 innocent looking plain cosmetic brushes.

The typo

Young worried mother Chelsea took her baby to the paediatrician.

White wine

Dexter walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.

Martinis

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered Martini after Martini.

Aisle 4

A young guy walks into a drugstore.

Morning Coffee

Will and Susan are having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning.

Burial service

A newly ordained deacon was asked to hold a graveside service for someone who had no family or friends.

Overheard during surgery

From the confidential files...

Police investigation

One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.

Zodiac and light bulbs

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

At the museum

Madge and Maude take a trip to the museum.

The florist

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

Taking a sick day

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

Harry and Charlie

A couple has two little boys called Harry and Charlie, who are always getting into trouble.

Childhood sweethearts

Larry and Sally, an elderly married couple who were once childhood sweethearts had settled down in their old neighbourhood. 

The bouquet

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Be my Valentine

Rodney walks into a Florida post office one day to mail a registered letter.

The lodge meeting

Maureen says goodbye to her husband Melvin, who is driving to town to attend a scheduled lodge meeting.

Teenage daughter

A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room.

The matter of seat belts

Madge was driving down the highway and pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren.

Jokes about blondes

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.

The vet

Sheryl, a veterinarian, was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.

Crawling home

Alfred got really drunk one night in his local pub.

There’s no justice in this world

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

Just want you to know…

Kamalesh is walking past a house located in a narrow alley in Rishikesh.

Back-seat passenger

Done with my shift, I parked my police car in front of the station.

The mind

Lorraine had just fixed breakfast for herself and her husband, Ethan.

Air conditioning

Gurdeep decided to try out a new restaurant in Greater Kailash, Delhi.

Our Norman

My friend Norman was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

The baby sister

Used to being the centre of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister.

What am I?

Mr. Mohandas had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.

Sunday church service in the little town of Goodwill

After he had given his sermon, the minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise to the Lord for answered prayers.

Indian taxi

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in down-town Delhi and asked to be taken to Indira Gandhi airport.

Shingles

A guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.