Simon, an atheist, was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster.
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night.
Five year old little Denzel had been out playing with his dad and suddenly didn’t know how to get back home.
Two elderly widows, Sophie and Shirley live in an adult community in Florida.
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Latest updated version.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the pot of tea in the morning.
Alfred, the 87-year old was gossiping with his friend Roberto sitting on a park bench in Zurich.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
Grandpa babysits little Charlene who pesters him with questions.
Several medical experts were asked for their scientific opinions.
… to ponder upon.
An old couple were sitting on the couch, reminiscing.
At a recent fundraising gathering in Delhi, the commissioner, an elderly speaker appeared on the dais.
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
The dapper elderly gentleman is standing next to the pastor at the open grave of his wife.
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.
An elderly woman is at home when the phone rings.
7-year old Cody returned home from school.
This is how texting was invented…
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
While shopping in a huge supermarket, Ranbir Singh lost sight of his wife.
Count the black dots.
The old Italian mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
The company manager wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
Ajit is praying fervently to God.
A traveller approached a little village shop in county Clwyd, Wales.
Norman applies for a job at the local psychiatric clinic.
Olivia, a newly-wed and romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband Simon a text while she was at work.
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix
A hungry trucker came into a truck stop diner and placed his order.
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are too loose and floppy.
One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.
Owen checked into a hotel on a business trip and felt a bit lonely.
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.
Very proud and self-conscious, an elegantly dressed shopper approaches the clerk in a stationery shop.
The full passenger plane is cruising at 35,000 feet while most passengers are dozing.
Two elderly nuns were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery priest.
Father Murphy, an elderly priest was speaking to Father McNoulty, a younger priest.
The boss of a small company wants to motivate his staff on a daily basis.
Claire Hogwood from Illinois is touring Scotland.
A FB posting…
The insider experts’ recommendation:
Overheard this morning…
The husband arrives home from having picked up his son from kindergarten.
A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park.
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack.
My new social distancing outfit just arrived.
At the yearly Rotary Club function in Delhi, Mr Godbole takes the podium.
The boss of the trucking company gets a phone call from one of his drivers.
Two planets meet…
Last night was another day under lockdown…
A bus stops and two Italians get on.
You can’t see your ears…
There was this dishevelled-looking guy sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink for a long time.
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.
… thoughts about social distancing.