fig leaf

A little boy opened the big family Bible, and was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Plantation house

Two delicate ladies, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.

birthday cake

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Out of order elevator

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together in New York and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper