‘Twas in Bethlehem in the barn…
Two elephants approach a lake shore in Africa to drink some water and have a shower.
Logan, an Australian bloke, approaches the information desk at a supermarket.
Mrs Wainfield, an elderly widow, lived in a large mansion in Florida.
All the grandkids were visiting for Thanksgiving.
Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.
Now listen carefully…
An almost hysterical man calls 911.
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.
Old man Barney walked into the doctor’s office.
Farmer William wants to know how many sheep he has in his field.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
Two boys, Arvind and Rudra, are strolling along the village road.
One thing leads to another…
Louisa, an eighty-seven year old grandmother, still drives her own car. In her weekly letter to her long-time friend, she writes:
Submitted by a 17-year-old boy to McDonald’s in Florida… and he was hired.
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room with a huge grin on his face.
Shlomo Eisenstein, an elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by.
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz.
Young Rabbi Herzovitz announces on Sabbath that he won’t renew his contract but move to a larger congregation, who will pay him a better salary.
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, the US President strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling.
Old Harry went to visit the college where he had studied when he was a youth.
The plane is on a 35,000 feet cruising altitude from New York to Seattle.
Vital pieces of wisdom.
Entertaining slogans…
Peter Olivesky worked in a famous Polish pickle factory.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip.
Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin harbour.
Having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant, a man went to Harley Street in London for more information.
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him.
…but well told!
“Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven.
Mildred and Josephine, two elderly women, decide to go for a drive.
Ray was a barber in the Bronx who paid close attention at his parish whenever the topic of evangelization was discussed.
One day in Kansas, little Wyatt didn’t show up at his school.
Melanie has her exams coming up and is petrified she won’t pass.
All of his life Len from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition.
Standing in the garden, George was talking to his neighbour over the fence.
Baldwin is hitchhiking on a Sunday night on an isolated stretch of highway in Arkansas.
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff created a set of courses for females of all marital status.
Miss Emily, an elderly lady living in Savannah, Georgia, was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.
A lawyer and an engineer met on St. Kitts in the Caribbean and were enjoying a drink at the beach bar.
These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries at the NHS (National Health Service) Greater Glasgow, Scotland.
Karim, a Saudi Prince went to Germany to study economics at the university.
Dilip, an elderly village man, walks into the reception of an eye clinic in Delhi and asks for an emergency appointment.
Little Khushi, always inquisitive, pesters her nani with questions.
Five year-old Pepi comes to visit his grandparents in Tuscany.
Transcripts of tower-pilot transmissions.
No – check out the most obvious unbridgeable differences…
Two nuns were shopping in a local foodstore.
Quirky six year-old Dylan often drives his mother Eileen to the brink of her tolerance.
Father Martin was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska.
Jayden, a young man from Texas goes off to college.
Amanda’s car is a bit unreliable and she often contacts Patrick asking him for a ride every time it brakes down.
Horace, an elderly gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery.
After 35 years of marriage, Earl and Cheryl decide to get help by consulting a counselor.
Floyd attends a church prayer meeting.
Gabe and Fred, two old friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.