A FB posting…
The insider experts’ recommendation:
Overheard this morning…
The husband arrives home from having picked up his son from kindergarten.
A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park.
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack.
My new social distancing outfit just arrived.
At the yearly Rotary Club function in Delhi, Mr Godbole takes the podium.
The boss of the trucking company gets a phone call from one of his drivers.
Two planets meet…
Last night was another day under lockdown…
A bus stops and two Italians get on.
You can’t see your ears…
There was this dishevelled-looking guy sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink for a long time.
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.
… thoughts about social distancing.
Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.
A slideshow…
Latest news about a new development from sannyasins in The Netherlands – too bad this was an April Fool’s joke.
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The following is from an actual trial in the UK.
Impossible to ignore…
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was being driven in a limousine to the airport.
One-liners.
A police officer on the highway signals a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman to pull over and stop.
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.
A Texas rancher gets in his pickup and drives to a neighboring ranch…
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The President is walking out of the White House.
A man is found dead and a detective is gathering evidence.
Visvanath is hard of hearing.
Boris is thinking about renovating the flat he just rented.
Little Lilly is playing and running around in the garden.
Little Johnny sits in English class, looking bored.
Little Caleb was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door.
Giovanni, visibly worried, goes to see his doctor.
Sardar Premdeep Singh is sitting his University final examination.
A Jewish member of a large family sent out an urgent telegram.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.
You find yourself driving in a car at a constant speed.
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband.
It was a few days before Christmas and Mr Penning-Smith’s business trip had gone reasonably well.
A list of 12!
Well-known hunter Murdoch was cornered by a worried-looking German safari tourist.
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school on Monday.
‘Twas in Bethlehem in the barn…
Two elephants approach a lake shore in Africa to drink some water and have a shower.
Logan, an Australian bloke, approaches the information desk at a supermarket.
Mrs Wainfield, an elderly widow, lived in a large mansion in Florida.
All the grandkids were visiting for Thanksgiving.
Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.
Now listen carefully…
An almost hysterical man calls 911.
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.
Old man Barney walked into the doctor’s office.
Farmer William wants to know how many sheep he has in his field.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
Two boys, Arvind and Rudra, are strolling along the village road.
One thing leads to another…
Louisa, an eighty-seven year old grandmother, still drives her own car. In her weekly letter to her long-time friend, she writes: