Archive for Jokes
Cheap Porsche
Fifteen year-old Sebastian comes home with a Porsche and parks it in front of his parents' house in Berlin.
A dark bedroom
Harvey is standing in a bar in Darwin drinking, when his mate walks in.
Toilet paper range
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
Precious words of wisdom
A wise man's discoveries about life.
Bad day for golf
Gilbert was late coming home from his weekly golf game.
On father’s deathbed
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone.
University grads
A woman in her early twenties goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
The good news
Rashmi phones her husband Pankaj at work.
The emotional man
One evening Jessica found her husband Mike with his head cocked looking at their baby's cot.
Discovery of unknown planet in solar system
Electrifying new object found by NASA. Published on PR Washington D.C. on April 1, 2019.
Weekend partying
Seamus left his office in Dublin one Friday evening.
Akashic Records
Al, the hot-shot prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.
Summer camp
It's the first day in summer camp.
Big John
One morning, bus driver Bruce went to the Ontario bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the dedicated route.
At the cabin in the forest
Baldwin and Logan went bear hunting in Canada.
Medical check-up
Kowalski went to see his family physician because his wife had been nagging him about his huge belly.
Lost in translation
This is a true story: I recently bought a small pack containing 5 innocent looking plain cosmetic brushes.
The typo
Young worried mother Chelsea took her baby to the paediatrician.
White wine
Dexter walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
Martinis
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered Martini after Martini.
Aisle 4
A young guy walks into a drugstore.
Morning Coffee
Will and Susan are having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning.
Burial service
A newly ordained deacon was asked to hold a graveside service for someone who had no family or friends.
Overheard during surgery
From the confidential files...
Police investigation
One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.
Zodiac and light bulbs
How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?
At the museum
Madge and Maude take a trip to the museum.
The florist
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
Taking a sick day
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
Harry and Charlie
A couple has two little boys called Harry and Charlie, who are always getting into trouble.
Childhood sweethearts
Larry and Sally, an elderly married couple who were once childhood sweethearts had settled down in their old neighbourhood.
The bouquet
A cartoon by Liz Climo.
Be my Valentine
Rodney walks into a Florida post office one day to mail a registered letter.
The lodge meeting
Maureen says goodbye to her husband Melvin, who is driving to town to attend a scheduled lodge meeting.
Teenage daughter
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room.
The matter of seat belts
Madge was driving down the highway and pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren.
Jokes about blondes
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.
The vet
Sheryl, a veterinarian, was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
Crawling home
Alfred got really drunk one night in his local pub.
There’s no justice in this world
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
Just want you to know…
Kamalesh is walking past a house located in a narrow alley in Rishikesh.
Back-seat passenger
Done with my shift, I parked my police car in front of the station.
The mind
Lorraine had just fixed breakfast for herself and her husband, Ethan.
Air conditioning
Gurdeep decided to try out a new restaurant in Greater Kailash, Delhi.
Our Norman
My friend Norman was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
The baby sister
Used to being the centre of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister.
What am I?
Mr. Mohandas had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.
Sunday church service in the little town of Goodwill
After he had given his sermon, the minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise to the Lord for answered prayers.
Indian taxi
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in down-town Delhi and asked to be taken to Indira Gandhi airport.
Shingles
A guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
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