In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (aka Dot).
I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it! I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously – no one gets out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I’m not a
A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher…. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. (This is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose. Woman: So a beer
The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti Homini” – Blessed be mankind. A women’s rights group approached the Pope the next day. They had noticed that the pope blessed all mankind, but not womankind. The next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, “Tuti Homini, et
CBS reported about a billboard in Culver City, USA, promoting JC Penney’s exclusive new designer tea kettle.
By the time you read through this you will understand ‘Tanjooberrymutts’. And only then will you be ready to take on China!
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children.
In spite of the commentary being in French, everybody will understand why there’s still life in paper…