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Humour

Humour makes your day! Always!

On January 9th, a group of Pekin Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,

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I don’t work here. I’m a consultant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. I’m really easy to get along with once

1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with such round shoulders. 2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that? 3.

Religions of the World Taoism: Shit Happens Hinduism: This shit happened before Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit? 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it Jehova’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit Happens!”

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