It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, the astronauts were brought to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.
An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
On January 9th, a group of Pekin Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other 2-letter word, and that is ‘UP’.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Dunning and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
We recommend these 10 books for this year’s reading list. Here are the first lines of each novel as samplers:
Autos killing 110 a day: let’s resolve to do better Man trying to get kite electrocuted Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests Kids make nutritious Snacks Fireproof clothing factory burns to ground Are young Americans be getting stupider? Dog owner ordered to pay $ 1,000 to bite victim Marijuana issue sent to joint committee Case of
A little known tribe of robust people living in Lapland, a region that is part of 4 countries: Sweden, Russia, Norway and Finland.
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity.
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. I’m really easy to get along with once
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist was fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. One particular building, however, caught his eye with the sign ‘Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Laundry’.
1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with such round shoulders. 2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that? 3.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time.
Two businessmen in the centre of Cape Town were sitting down for a little break in their soon-to-be new shop…
Religions of the World Taoism: Shit Happens Hinduism: This shit happened before Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit? 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it Jehova’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit Happens!”
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