Famous Last Words

Jokes

Mountain climber: “Yes, I am holding the hook!” The Husband: “Really?! Yesterday was our anniversary?” Bomb Disposal Team Leader: “Sure you can cut through the cable.” Butcher: “Just throw over that large knife!” Gourmet: “This type of mushroom is new to me.” Car Mechanic: “Ease the hydraulic lift down slowly.” Looney: “I am a bird.”

Mountain climber: “Yes, I am holding the hook!”

The Husband: “Really?! Yesterday was our anniversary?”

Bomb Disposal Team Leader: “Sure you can cut through the cable.”

Butcher: “Just throw over that large knife!”

Gourmet: “This type of mushroom is new to me.”

Car Mechanic: “Ease the hydraulic lift down slowly.”

Looney: “I am a bird.”

Electrician: “No, don’t switchhhhhhhhhh!”

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: “Actually, I’m not quite ready yet, but…

Department manager: “Hick! Fuck, you really look like my boss.”

Soldier: “I think my gas mask is leaking!”

Driving Instructor: “I’m sorry. You failed.”

Fighter-bomber Pilot:  “In the supine position one shouldn’t release the bombs!”

Security Night Guard: “Is anyone there?”

Mountaineer: “The piton holds.”

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