Mountain climber: “Yes, I am holding the hook!” The Husband: “Really?! Yesterday was our anniversary?” Bomb Disposal Team Leader: “Sure you can cut through the cable.” Butcher: “Just throw over that large knife!” Gourmet: “This type of mushroom is new to me.” Car Mechanic: “Ease the hydraulic lift down slowly.” Looney: “I am a bird.”
Mountain climber: “Yes, I am holding the hook!”
The Husband: “Really?! Yesterday was our anniversary?”
Bomb Disposal Team Leader: “Sure you can cut through the cable.”
Butcher: “Just throw over that large knife!”
Gourmet: “This type of mushroom is new to me.”
Car Mechanic: “Ease the hydraulic lift down slowly.”
Looney: “I am a bird.”
Electrician: “No, don’t switchhhhhhhhhh!”
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: “Actually, I’m not quite ready yet, but…
Department manager: “Hick! Fuck, you really look like my boss.”
Soldier: “I think my gas mask is leaking!”
Driving Instructor: “I’m sorry. You failed.”
Fighter-bomber Pilot: “In the supine position one shouldn’t release the bombs!”
Security Night Guard: “Is anyone there?”
Mountaineer: “The piton holds.”
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