Entertaining slogans…
A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you
A sign on a blinds and curtain truck
Blind man driving.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist’s office
Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank truck
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
At an Optometrist’s office
If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place.
On a Plumber’s truck
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber’s truck
Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician’s truck
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area
If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door
Push. Push. Push.
At a Car Dealership
The best way to get back on your feet?
Miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop
No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company
We would be delighted
if you sent in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a restaurant window
Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home
Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop
Best place in town to take a leak.
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank truck
Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises.
Thanks to Kaiyum
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