…dedicated to Jalal
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?
How can you tell a chemist from a plumber without seeing them?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
On a plane.
What did one tectonic plate say when they bumped into another?
“Sorry! My Fault!”
Why did Sir Isaac Newton find it so hard to wake up in the morning?
Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.
What did the birthday card say to the stamp on its envelope?
Stick with me — we’re going places.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Do you know where I can get a toupée?
Not off the top of my head!
What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open?
Brought it back for a refund.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
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