Noted sex therapist Dr Wiener devised a new test about the true frequency of sex encounters people have.
To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person’s smile, Dr Wiener is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.
“Twice a day,” the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no.
“Once a day, then?” Again the answer is no.
“Twice a week?”
“No.”
“Twice a month?”
“No.”
The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to “once a year.”
The therapist is angry that his theory isn’t working, and barks at the man, “What are you so happy about?”
The man answers cheerfully, “Tonight’s the night!”
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