Lie detector

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A dad buys a lie detector robot…

Robot

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it at dinner. “Where were you today?”

The son replies, “At school, dad.”

Robot slaps him.

“Okay, I watched a DVD at my friend’s house!”

“What DVD?”

“Kung Fu Panda.”

Robot slaps him again.

“Okay, it was an adult film!”

Dad yells, “What? When I was your age I didn’t know what an adult film was!”

Robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs, “He’s certainly your son!”

Robot slaps the mom.

 

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