The General

Jokes

The phone rings at an US Army support point…

…as a soldier, who happens to pass by the empty desk, answers.

Gruff voice: “What kind of vehicles have you got there?”

“At the moment only the old Jeep, the one the General drives his fat ass around in.”

“Do you know who is speaking here?”

“No!”

“This is the General, and it is my Jeep, you speak of! You will report to me immediately in person!”

The soldier answers, “Do you know who is speaking here?”

“No.”

“Well then, get lost, Fatso!”

 

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