Humour — 14 March 2016

Two young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were driving around town.

Their car had a sign on top that read: “Two Prostitutes – $50.00.”

A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they would have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Right about that time a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read: “Jesus Saves.”

“How come you don’t stop them?” asked one of the girls.

“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer replied… “their sign pertains to religion.”

The two ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully.

The following evening the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed what the new sign read:

“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter – $50.00.”