Humour — 16 May 2016

A fiancée, a married woman and a mistress chat about their relationships and decide to make their men marvel about them.

They decide that at a certain night they all would wear S&M leather bodices, stiletto heels and an eye mask.

After a few days they get together again.

The fiancée said, “In the night when my boyfriend came, he found me in a red leather bodice, stilettos and mask. He said: “You are the woman of my life, I love you … we’ll make love every night!”

The mistress said smilingly, “We met at his office. I wore a gold leather bodice, stilettos, an eye mask and a rain coat. When I opened the coat he didn’t say a word but we had wild sex the whole night!”

The married woman, looking a bit perturbed, chimed in: “That night I sent the children to my mother. I was ready! – wearing a black leather bodice, stilettos, eye mask and a raincoat. When my husband came home from work, he grabbed the beer bottle and TV remote control and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?'”