Humour — 22 June 2016

A visiting German businessman picks up a beautiful Japanese woman in a Tokyo disco.

Later in his hotel, when they are “totally at it,” she screams out “Hai to! Hai to!”

He is impressed how energetic and encouraging she is.

The next day, he plays golf with his Japanese business partner.

The Japanese succeeds with an excellent hit. To impress him, the businessman thinks to try out his newly acquired Japanese on the man and shouts excited: “Hai to!”

The Japanese man looks puzzled and replies, “Huh? What do you mean by ‘wrong hole’?”