Tools of the Trade

Jokes

Richard was lounging at home in the late afternoon.

All of a sudden his pager beeped, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an emergency surgeon.

As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him – lights flashing, siren blaring.

So Richard hung his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an emergency call.

Within seconds came the policeman’s response: a pair of handcuffs flapping outside the police car window.

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