Humour — 21 December 2017

On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad putting out cookies for Santa.

Accidentally his dad drops one cookie. “No problem,” he says, picks it up and dusts if off before placing it back on the plate.

“You can’t do that,” argues four-year-old Simon.

“Don’t worry. Santa will never know,” answers his dad.

Simon shoots him an accusing look: “So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?”