Jokes — 13 June 2018

A woman takes her children to the beach.

After settling down and soaking up the sun, she gets startled by her 4-year-old son who runs up to her, grabs her hand, and insists to take her to the shore where a dead seagull lies in the sand.

“Mommy, what happened to him?” asks the little boy.

“He died and went to heaven,” she replies.

The child looks thoughtful for a moment and states, “And God threw him back down?”