A woman takes her children to the beach.
After settling down and soaking up the sun, she gets startled by her 4-year-old son who runs up to her, grabs her hand, and insists to take her to the shore where a dead seagull lies in the sand.
“Mommy, what happened to him?” asks the little boy.
“He died and went to heaven,” she replies.
The child looks thoughtful for a moment and states, “And God threw him back down?”