Humour — 18 September 2018

An extremely agitated and worried man tracks down the Rabbi in the synagogue.

“Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it!”

The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”

The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me!”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”

The man pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me! What should I do?”

The Rabbi suggests, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “I spoke to your wife… spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”

The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, “Take the poison!”

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